This morning I went to the Post Office to get some stamps. I could not believe it. It was the gayest selection of stamps I've seen. I bought sheets of everything.
In a more closeted times, a "friend of Dorothy" was an affirmative gaydar target. Interesting, Garland's father was gay, as were her studio-executive mentor and two of her five husbands.
Nothing gay about trying to hide your true identity while wearing "fabulous" outfits!
I couldn't resist the baseball sluggers either. They were so manly.