A houseboy like him we say we need,
To iron, vacuum, clean up with speed.
His face is a mystery; his height, unknown.
But with what we know, who needs him full-blown?
A birthday gift of this boy I cannot make;
His number’s missing, a Hallmark mistake!
But on your birthday night, who needs this fawn?
I have you & you have me to ravish ‘til dawn!
Your Hubby xoxo